Joke from Kelsey

So one day a neutron walked into a bar. The bartender says hey what can I get you. He says a Rum and coke. So he drinks it and ask how much do I owe you. The bartender says (while pointing at him) " For you No charge"

So today in massage class my teacher, who does not speak english at all, comes up to me and very quickly and loudly in my ear says "Bush or Kerry" in a thick czech accent. I just gave him a strange look and he repeated the question. So then I said nerozemim (I don't understand in czech). Then al the czech people laughed and he just turned and walked away. Then the polish boys translated the english to english for me...man oh man language barriers are all a big mental game.

Plus these two events both happend the morning after all the american students were staying up with little naps to keep track of the polls closing.