Adventures in a land far far away

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Pictures and Videos

Joerg has been adding pictures to this site and since I can not get my internet to work I am going to relay on this page instead.
http://service.gmx.net/mc/WXd1AxXS1iuBok1vkgUDUFLMD7lrtQ

I know it is in German. . .if you click on the link you want to then click on GMX MediaCenter Starten. Then you can click on any of the folders and to see the pictures as slide shows go to Bild and click Als Diashow ansehen
I think you guy can figure it out.


Kromeriz buses on Holiday

The town of Kromeriz is the home to a very nice Chateau and even more amazing gardens. http://www.cs-center.org/kromeriz Tuesday was a National Holiday so no classes, therefore a group of about 16 of us went to Kromeriz. We took a bus for $2 one way and then $2 for a tour of the chateau and the gardens were free. We all meet up at the bus stop around five to find a very packed bus, meaning we would stand the hour and a half ride back to Brno. Cass, Kelsey and myself thought we would be adventurous since we are only in Europe for a short time and stay to see more of the town. We went back and saw some insane chickens with feathers that looked like fur coats, a cage full of birds and two cats (still can not figure that one out) and a very hyperactive monkey. Next we got some dinner and then headed off to catch the next bus. . . Turns out that on Holidays the buses do not run as late nor as often. So after Smsing (text messaging in Europe) Joerg to have him look up bus times online we come to realize that the next bus does not leave until 4:25 am. It was about 8 or 9:00 at this time so after thinking about sleeping in a park or in the train station we did the safe, smart, girlie thing to do. . . Got a hotel room. So atleast we had some fun and did something different than planned. Arrived in Brno at 6:00 am which gave me just enough time for a nap before my 1:00 class. Europe is too much fun

Monday, September 27, 2004

Cultural Food

This weekend we moved into our new dorm on the other side of town. In each room there is a "kitchen" it has a sink, a small 2x2 box frig, and 2 hot plates. Which is better than nothing so I am pleased with it. We did make our first meal in the kitchen yesterday, well i watched my first meal made in my kitchen. Irena, from Slovinia taught Cass and I how to make "pancakes" which are very thin and instead of putting syrup on them you put Nuttela and/or fruit inside, roll it up and put ice cream and whipped cream on top. If my sister Megan was here I know that she would live off of that and fried Chesse. The other thing "we" made was Kuhano Vino. Also known as Hot Wine. You take some White wine and add sugar and cloves and such and boil it. By the time it is all finished the wine taste like hot apple cider and not wine, just the way i like my wine.

As for the rest of the new dorms, I don't think you can fully understand the showering experience until you try it yourself. I am going to try my best to explain it though. So at first it looks like an actual Bathtub but really its only a 5 inch deep tub on a platform. Also on this platform a mere 6 inches above the rim of the tub is the sink. No the sink is not attached next to the tub it is attached to the tub and is actually above the tub. They use the same faucet and water knobs. There is a switch to direct the water to the sink or to the shower, which is just drapped across the sink anyways. It is very strange but it is only for 3 months.

Roomate wise. I do finally have a roomate her name is Tatyana, she is from Belarus and is an environmental chemist. Thats all i know so far.

Friday, September 24, 2004

More Pictures

Yes yes I know i still don't have my pictures up and you are sick of seeing everyone else's pictures and a bunch of people you don't know in the pictures but at least this way some of the stories with names will make a little bit of sense.

This is Becca's pictures. She is from PA and is a ton of fun.
http://community.webshots.com/user/beckyhub01

Most of the pictures tell you who the people are and where they are from, she did a great job.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

AMERICAN all the way!!!!

So in my Czech language class we had a new teacher because our normal one was out of town for the week. This lovely new lady was from Poland and her English was questionable with a stutter. She was going around the room and we were reading the answers to our homework. When it came time for me to read my line I did my best attempt to pronounce it correctly. My teacher gives me this funny looks and says "Where are you from". Obviously I answer " America, North Carolina" and then she goes "Oh well you have a poor Russian accent." All I could do was look at the women and laugh. As did the rest of the class as they were saying why the Hell would an american girl from north carolina have a russian accent? This shows that they are only having us do the work and not really teaching us the language. I can write the language fine but speaking it is a different story. The word for water is simply Voda and I have attempted to order water and received fried potato dumpling. Any time I say any thing in Czech the person at the store tries to answer English. So I guess the lovely teacher has figured out my problem with the language ... I don't have a good Russian accent. Oh life makes so much more sense now.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Random Comments

In an email from my Grandmother . . . Do not drink too much beer over there or you will get fat!!Can't wait to get over there and taste the beer myself.


A SMS from Kelsey after i ask what she is doing . . .
Eatn cottagechesse w a notecard

and that is not meaning eating and studying flashcards like i thought at first!


Sunday, September 19, 2004

Flip-flops are casual but black flipflops classy

so i am going to make these things a whole lot shorter so you guys don't get so sick of reading them. So this is poor structure random jibberish stories now.

All is going well. Beautiful sunny day here again. Yesterday Rahul turned 24 and Enzo turned 21. the international students had a suprise birthday party for them both, but i must say it is very hard to get 30 people to hide in an 8 X 8 Kitchenand find a reason for two guys who are getting ready to go out to dinner to come to a kitchen in the middle of the dorm. Then 27 of us went to a steak house for dinner and ended up at two tables. I of course was at the point of a triangle shaped table made to seat 7 but we fit 13 we have become a very close group now. Joerg's 23rd Birthday today. Last night some people took him to the green cat and after they paid to get in found out it was Gay night. They stayed any ways and had a good time I however went to bed early because we had big plans for today.

Today, ok short and sweet i swear I will get better at this.
Took a train to Pernštejn castle ( http://www.zamky-hrady.cz/2/pernstejn-e.htm ) where we met a Czech man that used to be a doctor in Canada and is now writing popular science novels. We had an hour before catching the train back and thought lunch would be good. we ended up litteraly running for the train one because we were not exactly sure where the train was and it was about to leave. Once we were on the train, to give me something to do I pulled out my czech flashcards. Since I can not ever pronouce english words right you can imagine how well i am doing with the czech. The train was packed and after a few cards i realized that the woman next to me was correcting me on every card and then the women across from me was telling her boyfriend to study with me because he needs to learn czech too.

Next was the theatrical production of Othello at the Narodni Divadlo v Brně (aka the people's theater of Brno) The play was ok but the theater itself was sweet. I got to seat in one of those little balconies with 2 chairs and velvet everything. I so felt like i was royalty other than the fact that I was wearing my rainbows, but come on now did you really think that just because they said not to be casual that I was going to not wear flip-flops? hey they are so classy, black goes with everything is what i have always been told.


Saturday, September 18, 2004

I have become 12 again

Alright, I am going to try and sum up the last few days of fun since my last story and class. Thursday night a group of us thought that bowling would be a good time. Since i had a late class I had a little bit of catching up to do before bowling. A box of Sangria did the trick. Then off we all headed to the bowling alley. This is not your everyday bowling alley. It is in a place called Boby Centrum, which has all the major sporting courts and venues for the city. For bowling they only have 4 lanes however, 2 of them were in use and one was broken. So now the 14 international students all attempt to bowl on one lane, which was the easy part compared to how hard it was to figure out european shoe sizes and then translate that into czech and then try to pay for it all at one time. This all had to take place in an hour and a half so needless to say we only bowled 4 frames each, but there was plenty of socializing, singing, and drinking going on that nobody cared.
Next we all head out to the pub below our dorm. As we are walking there we notice that a few special people have Joinked some bowling shoes (Joinked is one of the words we are teaching the germans if anyone knows any other fun amercian phrases let me know).

The next day, friday, since we don't have class Kelsey, Irina, Tadia, Joerg, Thomas, Rene, and myself go back to Boby Centrum to play some badmition. I think the last time i played was in middle school gym class and it showed. Kelsey used to play competetively in high school in Arizona and the germans, dutch and slovinians all played pretty well.

Then we went and had a picnic in the St. Peter & Paul Church Park that over looks a portion of the city. It was beautiful. We sat out in the sun playing ENKA, which is more or less the Slovinian version of UNO. After that we enjoyed some zmrzlina (ice cream) on our walk to play Czech Mini Golf. And I say Czech Mini Golf because it is not like any I have ever seen before. Once again trying to tell the people we would like to play and to pay was tricky but pointing and handing money has not failed us yet. On the first hole the first players steps on the course to putt and all of a sudden this starý muž (old man) come out yelling at us in czech. Apparently you are not allowed to step on the course you have to hit from the outside, which makes it a whole other game. Also the course is not turf it is some type of unlevel warpped rotting wood. The next trick is that not all of the holes actually have holes. For example, Hole number 12 is a hoop attached to a net that is suspended vertically about 3 feet off the ground and you have to put the ball into the net. Of course I took the stroke limit on that hole. Then the next hole was again not a hole at all but a flowered shapped bucket full of sand that you had to get the ball up a narrow ramp just so and try to lunch the ball into the bucket. Once again I took the stroke limit.

After that we went to eat at a place called INDIAN JONES, yes it is an Indiana Jones themed resturant in the czech republic. Our food was served to us on huge silver platters and there was very little light. There were Boas and lizards, as well as ancient masks and walls that crumbled when Kelssy touched them. Here is where we found out that a few of us enjoy logic problems so for the rest of the night we were sharing logic problems. The next stop was for more zmrzlina of course and then off to the upper portion of St. Peter and Paul's church. After that it was the hunt for the perfect disco. We found a place called the Crockodial, which played rap, rastafarian, and african music. And had the largest multiracial population we had seen so far. It was so crazy.

And then finally Today. Cass, Kelsey, Irina, Tadia, Arno, Annett, and myself went to a pottery festival in Kunštat. The pottery was beautiful and so was the hours bus ride out there. Oh yeah the bus ride I almost forgot. . how could i forget this. . .So we are waiting for the bus with about 15 other people and are thnking man i hope there are enough seats that we can all get on the bus. Well the bus comes and we all get on but we all had to stand. Then we got to 3 more stops where even more people are entering the bus. By the time we leave Brno, I am squeezed in between both people standing and the seats. I am also trying to eat breakfast and not fall over. This was very tricky but i manged to get it done and only elbowed some one in the head once. But the hour bus ride was not as bad as it seemed, I am getting used to all the standing, walking and crowded means of transportation.

Alright so now that I have wrote way to much I must head out to celebrate some birthdays, catch a movie and then go to a castel on sanday before heading t the theater to see Othello.

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Searching for a German Virgin?

Ok so here is a nifty little tradition that still exist in a small village in Germany where my friend Thomas resides.

By your 30th birthday if you are not married you must go to the town hall. Once you arrive at the town hall you must sweep the front steeps until a virgin comes and kisses you. So the reason this story came about was because Thomas' brother just turned 30 and is not married. Therefore he had the honor of sweeping the steps for four hours until they could track down a virgin. Thomas says that they live in a small village but it is hard to find virigns. They finally found a little 12 year old girl to come kiss his brother.

Now how about that for a tradition?

Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors

So this afternoon I had my first Eastern European Cimema class. At first it was a little scary because I was the only one in the class when he started to teach then 7 more students came in but that was all. Ok well pretty much just watched a movie and left, but not just any old movie. The way the Professor described it was that it was a 1964 Ukrainian Romeo and Juliet. So it did not sound too bad. I must say however that it looked like it could of been romeo and Juliet story in the first 45 minutes but from then on I have no idea what i was watching. Yes they were speaking in Russian and yes there were subtitles so the professor said. The subtitles only existed in about 30% of the movie the rest i was just guessing what they were saying. Oh and don't think for one second that the subtitles were of any help. A direct quote from the subtitles would be "People drink and mess around all the time, but praise God anyways." This occured right after a naked women was running around in the field. So i guess if any one wants to know the story of Ivanka and Marichka look up Teni Zabytykh Predkov by Sergei Paradzhanov. This is going to be a looooong class because next week were are watching the best film to ever come out of the soviet union, it will only last 3 hours. I can not wait!!! Did I mention my teacher speaks very very broken english.

Creepy Czech Boy with broken english

Alright so the other night Cass, Kelsey, and myself were in the floor kitchen trying to cook some pizza. Then John comes in and ask which room I live in so I say 8 (pause) 16. Then all of a sudden the creepy czech boy across the kitchen says "what you are 16 years old?" I start laughing and say " No, that is my room number." Czech boy says "Oh good because you are too developed to be 16" That is when everyone in the room just stops talking and looks at him. He tries to redem himself by saying he had the wrong word, but we all know the truth. So lesson from that night is to avoid creepy czech boys that ave naked women all over their walls.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Kelsey and Cass' pages

Kelsey's
http://www.livejournal.com/users/tantalum/

Cass's
www.cassalyn.blogspot.com


Hockey Section (part 1)

Due to a question about my Hockey knowledge this story is being posted.

Lst night around 9:00 pm I tell my suitemate that I am going to study and then go to bed for the night. My other instructions were to not wake me up unless something really cool was happening. So I went to my room and like the good student I am I went right to bed without touching my notes. When the morning comes I go outside to check my door (because we have a post-it note system) and I found a note. The note read Good Morning Sunshine, You missed a hockey game last night. later. Now anyone that knows me would find this story rather funny since I am a hockey freak, but due to the fact that I have only known these people for 10 days I have tried not to scare them with my vast knowledge of hockey. But come to find out my other suitemate also went to bed early and was very upset about missing the hockey. Turns out my Suitemate Luara played Ice Hockey in High School so I have found a friend to venture to hockey games with. I can not wait!!! And they will never keep us out of the hockey loop again!

Weather Update

I have been asked about the weather by a bunch of people so I will give you a run down of so far. It is pretty much always sunny and upper 60s during the day. It gets down to the 50s at night but it has been great weather. It rained on sunday and is cloudy today but other than that beautiful sunshining weather. Plus we don't have any hurricanes here which is kind of a nice change for this time of year. Enjoy all the rain back home!!

Why walking is better than Trams

Alright first fun story for the new blog. Kelsey, my suitemate from Arizona, is crazy but in a good way. We have our czech language class together, which is kicking my butt. Any way after class we are supposed to meet some friends at a park. They were nice enough to give us a map so we could easily find the park after class and then all go to a nice chinese dinner. So Kelsey and I decide we are not sure how far away the park is and the best way to get there would be to hop on a tram at the city's center. Our first mistake. Off we go in the right direction on this fast moving tram looking at the map to see what stop we need to get off at. Well at the third stop we have yet to see the park and figure we are close so we will just walk the rest of the way. Come to find out we past the park. By the way, one of the guys was still in class then we left and told him directions and where to meet us. At this time we get a phone call saying he is at the park and can't find us. So now we start walking back in the other direction thinking the park is just a couple of blocks away. We were wrong. Instead of a park we found the exotic part of town with all kinds of video stores and clubs. So to make a really long story short about 45 minutes later we get to the park and it is only about 5 minutes north of where we started. Thank goodness the gang knows that this kind of thing happens if you let Kelsey and I try to find some place on our own.

Well we did make it to the Chinese place a little later. I must say for Czech Chinese it was very good and the thing called Horka Zmrzlina is crazy. For non czech speakers that would be Hot Ice Cream. This is not the Fried Ice Cream you get at the local Mexican place this is a Ball of Ice Cream coated in a cookie/cake batter type thing and then covered in brandy and lit of fire. It was insane to watch but even better to eat.

German Lies

Ok so I do not know many Germans but the three guys i have met here think it is a lot of fun to educate us on fake german culture.
Lie number 1. Joerg smoked in kindergarten, they even had cig breaks twice a day.
Lie number 2. Kindergarten students were given beer right before nap time.
Lie number 3. Joerg was born in Italy. Christian was born in Brazil.


oh and i am sure i will hear more in the time to come.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

I have my own Blog

Alright so as much i would love to let everybody else tell my stories i guess I should try not to be the lazy american and write down at least a few of my own. So now you can just keep up with me when you want to if you even want to whenever you feel like it. Oh but have no fear the really good stories will be cut and pasted when needed. Again I am still working on the photos. Since we are only in temp. dorm right now we really don't have much to work with.

The way classes are set up here is a little strange. I have three classes that start this week, one that starts next week and two i can not even registar for until next friday. The good thing about the classes here is that you only go to each class once a week and they really don't have Friday classes and as of now I am not in any monday classes either. So i am enjoying my 4 day weekend and 3 day work week.

Another fun fact about this city is that every night people find some reason to go out. For example, Monday night a group of us went to a Mexican disco to take Salsa Lessons in czech. Then because we had just learned to dance we had to go try our moves at a place called the green cat. It is a lot of fun when you get so many people from all over the world together in one place because all of the cultures start to blend. Another example. Going back home after the discos we had people singing German walking songs, Finnish drinking songs, and Indian Chants. Oh and don't think that just because all 15 of us get on a packed bus that is shuts them up. Oh now they like the vigor of the bus and start dancing again.

Again I wish there was a better way to share all of this with you all but oh well. so pick what you want enjoy.